It can sometimes feel difficult working an office job, especially for a whimsically-spirited person, like me, who wishes they could get paid to typewrite pun poems and glitter-glue their eyelids shut as a method of achieving the most glamorous nap. Dolly Parton already hollered all that needs to be hollered about this, but I am grateful that…
“She’s such a slut. And she’s not even pretty.” I forgot my headphones on the train today, and this is what I found myself overhearing on the ride home. From what I soon gathered, the teenage speaker behind this snippet had been rejected by her love interest. He had fallen for someone else, and it…
“It’s been a while,” they said. Is that your hand or is it mine? I’ve counted the days. I’ve looked from the outer, in. Yo Have we been here before? smile but I have nothing. For a time that was easier. But here we are again. You’re unchanged, but I’ve done fifty laps just to…
I was recently listening to one of my new favorite podcasts, Another Round, and they started reminiscing about how The Proud Family was such a solid show for its time. (Side note: if you don’t already listen to Another Round, you should check it out! Tracy and Heben will fill your earbuds with contagious laughter,…
Happy April, Bitches! Here’s a fun, springtime sleepover themed wallpaper to decorate your desktop! This is also available as a cute laptop skin, tote bag, mug, and other items in our Society6 shop! You can save this wallpaper in 3 different sizes below (click for full size!); 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 1920 x…
I woke up at my parents’ house in the room we used to fool around in. Your sister’s Facebook told me that you are graduating this week. Four years seems to have gone by so fast, and yet the number four somehow still seems tiny. You are much further away from me than four years.…
“You would be the best boyfriend,” I recently texted a friend, “except for the lack of penis.” “Good friends are basically boyfriends that you don’t want to bang,”she responded. Good girlfriends ARE like significant others, but you don’t have to limit yourself to just one at a time. If you’re lucky enough, you can have…
When I was fourteen, I received a death threat through a MySpace message from a disgruntled eighth grade girl. This was my first introduction to “girl hate.” The hostility, anxiety, and sheer terror that resulted from this message created an internalized hatred for women within me that would take me years to overcome. My first…
Here at the dawn of a new year, I’m sure anyone who resolved to increase their vegetable intake in 2015 know what I mean when I say a lot of shit has already happened. That poop joke was not the first one ever made—as I’m sure you all know—and will certainly not be the last neither…
Modern Yellow is a short documentary I made about the Asian-American experience. My Asian-American friends and I recorded ourselves talking and sharing our experiences with racial stereotyping in our suburban town. Making this film caused us to bond because we found out about the similar experiences that we have experienced as well as coming to the realization…
